I wrote & posted this as an immediate reaction on the day the unprincely events unfolded. I imagine the next few days and weeks might prove entertaining.
Now that The Andrew, Formally Known As Prince, has been arrested, it surely cannot be too long before that other Prince, He of Darkness, follows suit. His Majesty the King did not select Andrew, although there are some very serious destabilising questions for the palace, but Starmer did select Mandelson. If Mandelson is arrested, I cannot see how Starmer can survive as PM: voters dislike leaders who misjudge.
Update: I can only admire Phil Noble’s stunning photograph of Mr. Long–Winded–Name leaving custody.
Update 2: Ha, the news has become an earworm: the Prince of Darkness has been arrested.